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Bed Risers Hey y’all! Need somewhere great to hide during a zombie invasion good game of hide-and-seek?? Can’t fit under the bed????  THESE BED RISERS ARE HERE TO MAKE HIDING UNDER THE BED, POSSIBLE!! only $5; NEVER BEEN USED! (dust included) UPDATE: SOLD!!!!

Bed Risers

Hey y’all!

Need somewhere great to hide during a zombie invasion good game of hide-and-seek?? Can’t fit under the bed???? 

THESE BED RISERS ARE HERE TO MAKE HIDING UNDER THE BED, POSSIBLE!!

only $5; NEVER BEEN USED! (dust included)

UPDATE: SOLD!!!!

Posted 2 years ago
Boyfriend pillow Need someone to hold, BUT FOR THE LIFE OF YOU, YOU CANNOT FIND ONE??? WHy not hold this pillow??!? This Roxy® boyfriend pillow is here to stay with you and support your declining posture, forever!!! (until you sell it).  ONLY $12!!!!! UPDATE: SOLD!!!

Boyfriend pillow

Need someone to hold, BUT FOR THE LIFE OF YOU, YOU CANNOT FIND ONE???

WHy not hold this pillow??!?

This Roxy® boyfriend pillow is here to stay with you and support your declining posture, forever!!! (until you sell it). 

ONLY $12!!!!!

UPDATE: SOLD!!!

Posted 2 years ago
FRIDGE PSSSSSST… hey you, YEAH, YOU! ever wonder where you can stash that extra burrito from Taco Bell®, or that last chicken strip from Popeyes® without having to worry about people stealing it from the community fridge??? WELL, WHY NOT GET THIS HERE (COUNTERHIGH) FRIDGE? This beautifully crafted General Electric fridge can preserve even your unhealthiest of foods and provide you with a cool drink in this broiling weather. Only $70!!!— since everyone’s so poor or whatever. PRICE IS STILL NEGOTIABLE!!! (stickers, cereal, knife, shoes and multivitamins not included. Redbull may or may not be forgottenincluded). UPDATE: MY COUSIN BASICALLY SAW THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE IT AND USE IT IN HER OFFICE (le sigh)

FRIDGE

PSSSSSST… hey you, YEAH, YOU!

ever wonder where you can stash that extra burrito from Taco Bell®, or that last chicken strip from Popeyes® without having to worry about people stealing it from the community fridge???

WELL, WHY NOT GET THIS HERE (COUNTERHIGH) FRIDGE?

This beautifully crafted General Electric fridge can preserve even your unhealthiest of foods and provide you with a cool drink in this broiling weather.

Only $70!!!— since everyone’s so poor or whatever. PRICE IS STILL NEGOTIABLE!!! (stickers, cereal, knife, shoes and multivitamins not included. Redbull may or may not be forgottenincluded).

UPDATE: MY COUSIN BASICALLY SAW THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE IT AND USE IT IN HER OFFICE (le sigh)

Posted 2 years ago
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CHAIR Ever wonder where you can sit down? Not interested in sitting on that floor?? or that other, lame chair??? WELL, THE ANSWER IS RIGHT HERE! IN THIS COOL CHAIR!!! (hey that rhymed) and it’s only $15!!! (rhymes not included) UPDATE: SOLD!!!!

CHAIR

Ever wonder where you can sit down?

Not interested in sitting on that floor?? or that other, lame chair???

WELL, THE ANSWER IS RIGHT HERE! IN THIS COOL CHAIR!!! (hey that rhymed)

and it’s only $15!!! (rhymes not included)

UPDATE: SOLD!!!!

Posted 2 years ago
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SHOWER CURTAIN tired of people seeing your business when you shower??? OR tired of seeing your nudist-friend’s business when they’re in the shower????? NEVER FEAR, this shower curtain is here! and it’s only $2 waiting to shield people’s eyes, ALL DAY LONG. UPDATE: SOLD!!!

SHOWER CURTAIN

tired of people seeing your business when you shower???

OR

tired of seeing your nudist-friend’s business when they’re in the shower?????

NEVER FEAR, this shower curtain is here! and it’s only $2 waiting to shield people’s eyes, ALL DAY LONG.

UPDATE: SOLD!!!

Posted 2 years ago
LAMP i love lamp. YOU CAN LOVE LAMP TOO! This here lamp is only $10 COMPLETE WITH BULB! CLOCK not sure what time it is?? THIS CLOCK CAN HELP! it’s a fancy alarm clock; with radio and daylight savings time! only $15!! UPDATE: I DECIDED TO KEEP THEM SINCE SCHOOL’S DONE AND ALL AND I’M NOT THERE ANYWAY.

LAMP

i love lamp.

YOU CAN LOVE LAMP TOO!

This here lamp is only $10 COMPLETE WITH BULB!

CLOCK

not sure what time it is?? THIS CLOCK CAN HELP! it’s a fancy alarm clock; with radio and daylight savings time! only $15!!

UPDATE: I DECIDED TO KEEP THEM SINCE SCHOOL’S DONE AND ALL AND I’M NOT THERE ANYWAY.

Posted 2 years ago
TWO BOOK SHELVES! $6 for each, $10 for both! They are detachable You can either have them upright or sideways like I have here! i’ll throw in a pack of index cards FREE! JUST LOOK HOW UNORGANIZED MYYOUR ROOM ISCAN BE!!!! Books, garbage, chemistry glassware that i need to return and other random items not included but may be sold seperately. UPDATE: SOLD!!!

TWO BOOK SHELVES!

$6 for each, $10 for both!

  • They are detachable
  • You can either have them upright or sideways like I have here!
  • i’ll throw in a pack of index cards FREE!

JUST LOOK HOW UNORGANIZED MYYOUR ROOM ISCAN BE!!!!

Books, garbage, chemistry glassware that i need to return and other random items not included but may be sold seperately.

UPDATE: SOLD!!!

Posted 2 years ago
ANOTHER CLOCK! it’s yellow and it’s not that fancy, BUT IT STILL TELLS YOU WHAT TIME IT IS! you can show off to your friends that you can still use an analogue clock and be cool just like me. and it’s only $6! UPDATE: SOLD!!!

ANOTHER CLOCK!

it’s yellow and it’s not that fancy, BUT IT STILL TELLS YOU WHAT TIME IT IS!

you can show off to your friends that you can still use an analogue clock and be cool just like me.

and it’s only $6!

UPDATE: SOLD!!!

Posted 2 years ago